September 4th, 2013: The "Inauguration"

Lunch: Pasta Shells. They were just like when Brosius tied game 5 of the '01 world series. I danced, I hugged old men, I wept.

Dinner:  Rotini Noodles and Gravy. Ate so many so quickly one fell down the front of my shirt and I didn't realize it until much much later in the night. By then, it was too late.

Results: No comment. Evening's post-meal bathroom activities are under investigation.